Mafia Day 2

[popebenedict]

“We are about to start this town meeting! Are all present?” It was apparent that several people were absent from the crowd.

The door burst open, “Come quick come quick come quick!” yelled vaxx.

“What’s wrong?”, the host replied.

“Its Kaz! I was taking my early morning mountain canyon walk and to my surprise I found Kaz’s squished body. It looks like he jumped… or was pushed off the cliff or something!”

“Hmm… we should all go take a look at the body… Come everyone! To the mountain pass! Vaxx lead the way!”

The crowd walked to the spot where Kaz’s now squished body was located. All the bones in his body were broken… he more or less resembled a pancake.

“Hmm… I wonder what happened here…” The host removed a stethoscope, a blood pressure machine, and a scalpel from his pocket. “Found these on Toshimi’s body yesterday.” He began pocking and probing, listening and gauging the dead body. “Mhm… yes yes yes! I see, well that’s not good. Ah, well that explains it!” The host stood back up to address the crowd. “My superb medical expertise has revealed all the details to me! Last night, after the first execution, Kaz went to the “We killed a maifa” bash at Vaxx’s place. He was dancing, drinking, having a generally good time when he set down his glass. One of the mafia members dropped a few hallucinates into his drink when he wasn’t looking. For the next few hours Kaz’s vision got more and more blurry, as strange images and thoughts began forming in his mind. He was walking home when he saw an owl fly overhead. As he watched the owl a thought popped into his head, “you know what, that doesn’t look so hard, I can be a bird to!” From there, kaz went to the top of this cliff here.” The host pointed up, to the above cliff, roughly 600 feet above them. “Convinced he was a bird, Kaz took the jump, arms spread wide, flapping widely…. Poor guy, he would have made it to, if only he had better form.

KAZ IS NOW DEAD!!!

"Well, lets get out of here and start this town meeting, its getting kinda hot." The host said while wiping his brow.

"Shouldn't we do something with the body?" Someone in the crowd asked.

"Na, I dont really feel like it, he's all squishy and stuff, we'll just let the buzzads get him... Last one to the town hall is a rotten egg!" The host shouted as he began sprinting to the town hall.

[Ono D]

As everyone arrived at the Town Hall, Ono D was right there, waiting for them, leaning against the wall next to the door.

*Lights a homemade cigar*

"The last time he was seen alive was at Vaxx's party, and it just so happens that Vaxx found him on his brisk run along a mountain. I think I have made my case, and found the culprit before the Rigor Mortis kicked in on Kaz's dead body, which would make for one stiff pancake...

I VOTE VAXX!"

*Takes one last drag on the cigar and puts it out on the Town Hall doorknob and walks away*

[Ocelot]

"Hold it there ONO D!! Vaxx can't be Mafia remember he was the target of the first murder attempt. Just because he was at Vaxx's House does not mean is our culprit. All of us were there, but one person stood out amongst the rest. This person tried to be inconspicuous but made a fatal flaw. Boricua6539 drank CRANBERRY juice at last nights party!! Why would she drink unless she is on her period? We all know what that means right? Cranberry juice constitutes periods which constitute....MAFIA INVOLVEMENT!!"

Ocelot stood silently awaiting the agreement of his fellow townfolk.

Vote:boricua6539

[dorkbrains]

onod said:

As everyone arrived at the Town Hall, Ono D was right there, waiting for them, leaning against the wall next to the door.

*Lights a homemade cigar*

"The last time he was seen alive was at Vaxx's party, and it just so happens that Vaxx found him on his brisk run along a mountain. I think I have made my case, and found the culprit before the Rigor Mortis kicked in on Kaz's dead body, which would make for one stiff pancake...

I VOTE VAXX!"

*Takes one last drag on the cigar and puts it out on the Town Hall doorknob and walks away*

*Dorkbrains was the last to enter into the town hall as he had pondered in front of the body who was truly to blame, it occurred to him exactly who it was as he arrived to the town hall*

"WAIT RIGHT THERE ONO D...you speak very true, very true indeed, but you see my friend, everyone knows that Vaxx ALWAYS walks the same path!! Everyday since the beginning when his father was alive, there has only been one way to the town hall from his place. Therefore, this is obviously a set up made by the mafia in order to get the townspeople to quickly make their assumptions, as YOU have already done, however my friend a mafia member should wait before he does so!!!"

*Dorkbrains walks briskly up to Ono D*

"Kaz has aways been my friend, and now that friendship will only last in my heart because of none other than YOU!!"

*Ono stands there looking at Dorkbrains as if he is some kind of fool*

"Dont give us the impression that you didn't do this!!! YOU ARE A LIAR, A TRAITOR AND MORE OVER!!! YOU ARE A FRAUD!!!! My fellow people look at this man, LOOK AT THIS CIGARETTE!!! It is HOMEMADE who else would have hallucinates sitting around his house other than a man that makes his own cigarettes??? This fool is also to blind to see VAXX WAS THE CLOSE VICTIM OF THE LAST ASSASSINATION!!!! Maybe he is forgetting that because he probabaly has small amounts of his hullicinates in his own cigarettes!!!"

*Ono's expression slowly begins to change whether in fear or guilt*

"Lastly, to rest my case!! As you can see, i was the last one here. However!! my friends have told me that you were already here when they arrived, did you have a late NIGHT ONO???!!!! As i think of this now you weren't here when we left the townhall and you weren't at the body, CRIMINAL NEVER RETURNS TO THE SCENE OF THE CRIME HUH!!!! I think it is clear to see who the true criminal was and who it always will be you until you are taken down. I wish your criminal life luck, you shall need it!!"

Vote: Ono D

*Dorkbrains takes the cigarette, throws it on the ground, and smashes it to symbolize the demise of Ono D*

[Kuroboom]

From the corner Kuro spoke, "I still don't trust that Bloodlust fellow," and that was all he said.

Vote: Bloodlust

[stepho]

Stepho still hungover from Vaxx's party slurs together "Judging from the fact the host found a stethoscope, a blood pressure machine, and a scalpel on Toshimi's body, he must have been a doctor. Anyone having been a doctor could never be mafia scum. There for Toshimi must have been innocent god rest his soul. Logically the mafia would know who they all are and hence forth would vote for an innocent. So anyone who voted for Toshimi is a suspect. Except for me of course we know im not because if I were I wouldn't be giving us away. I vote for ocelot. Who else would wear an over-coat and cowboy boots besides a mafia thug?"

vote: ocelot

[Ocelot]

THIS GUY!!!! DON'T YOU JUST WANT TO HUG HIM!!




"And besides Stepho why so quick to label everyone but yourself. I'm willing to admit that I made an honest mistake with Toshimi, but the honest truth is that we had noting else to go on. We were shooting in the dark and we shot ourselves in the foot. But Goddammit we cant make this mistake again. Here we have Ono D accusing an obvious innocent and boriqua drinking Cranberry Juice what better suspects then them. "

[Vindetti]

Vindetti walked briskly into the townhall in his best white blazer with a red carnation. His only flaw was a coffee stain on his crotch......
"I just came back from the scene, I can't believe how incredibly squished Kaz is" he exclaimed. "However, I did happen to notice that there was a LOT of blood. AND that a dozen copies of Playboy were strewn about the corpse. This horrific combination of BLOOD and LUST point to just one man. That guy." and Vindetti pointed to the man.

Vote: Bloodlust

[pohatufan1]

"I'm in favor of majorities as opposed to non-majorities. And Bloodlust is truly a suspicious moniker, as Kuro and Vindetti pointed out."

VOTE: Bloodlust

[boricua6539]

"i am not to be accused, for i am not the murderer," she screamed. "I would have to agree with dorkbrains he puts up a good point that Ono D was not present until after we all saw the body, he must of been doing something last night"

vote: ono d

[Ono D]

*Walks back up to the Town Hall*

"Dorkbrains, maybe you are right. Maybe Vaxx is Innocent, and maybe I am trying to place the blame upon somebody else besides myself. But, you have brought up several very good points. Why would Vaxx do it if he was an innocent? Those questions I will answer at a later date.

But there is one thing that strikes me as odd. You say I was smoking a "CIGARETTE" just now. But, if you look closely, it was a cigar. Also, I had already put it out on the Town Hall doorknob, so how could you possibly take a cigarette that I clearly wasn't smoking and throw it on the ground? It is simple. The last time I smoked a cigarette was yesterday, when I accused the now-executed good doctor Toshimi. This means the only way you could have magically produced this cigarette and stomp on it is by taking it off of Toshimi's dead corpse. Why would you do this? Well, it is so simple...you have a sick pleasure. A sick pleasure in seeing the dead. This kind of mental behavior can only be found in a person of, let's say, Mafia status? So thank you, my good friend, for helping me see the light.

I retract my vote for Vaxx,
and I now.....VOTE DORKBRAINS!"

*Takes the homemade cigar that was put out earlier and slips it into Dorkbrains' hand, signifying his guilt.*

[dorkbrains]

*Dorkbrains stands corrected as he does realize that he had called the true to be Cigar, a cigarette*

"Ono Ono Ono, unlike you i am not an idiot that will change my vote, because that only shows weekness in what i have chosen to do, PEOPLE you must see this one thing that Ono has made very obvious!!! Ono D IS mafia, he has proven it, he has told us that he KNOWS Vaxx is innocent, we ALL also know that Vaxx is innocent as the mafia (who know who is innocent, and who is mafia) voted him, SO WHY (if you are an innocent) WOULD YOU VOTE FOR ANOTHER INNOCENT!!!! People, do realize that he at first voted for Vaxx, my friends IT IS 100% clear!!! Ono D IS A MAFIA!!!! Dont be too blind to see this i wish you all well!!"

Vote Stands as: Ono D





Out of game context:

btw roger, that is obviously my error not dorkbrains' because in between the * i called it a cigarette, not a cigar, if i called it a cigar, then in the text it would be a magically produced cigarette.

[Ono D]

Out of game context:

I like to play on my opponents idiotic mistakes.

[Ocelot]

BANG!!

A loud gunshot erupted into the town hall and the townhall was coincidently made silent. All eyes were drawn to Ocelot as he held up a revolver in the air. "WOW!! When they say that these cap guns sound like the real thing they mean it!" Ocelot suddenly noticed the attention he had just drawn to himself and quickly put away his cap gun Revolver. "Anyways I just wanted to make a point that we all partied hard last night and maybe some of us are still feeling the after effects. Ono D had a few too many deviled eggs and was in the bathroom cleaning out his bowels quite violently. They say smell is the most trustworthy sense and by my three visits to the bathroom last night I could smell that Ono D was more than occupied last night. On the other hand we still have boriqua with her obvious drinking of CRANBERRY juice. Goddammit no more parties after this day until we are sure mafia is dead all of them!" Ocelot patiently took back his seat in the townhall.

[dorkbrains]

*Dorkbrains comes running through the door into the townhall*

"As you guys can see, Ono D seems to have a grudge against me, Now, if he were an innocent then this behavior would not be present, this caused me to decide to follow him when he left the townhall i pondered why he actually always seems to just walk out after voting, maybe it was to hide his guilt??? So as i followed him, i found something quite suspicious my friends. Much to my surprise he went to the graveyard, and i must say, this was NOT some ordinary visit to the graveyard. Here is what he did."

onod said:

*Kneels at the grave of Toshimi*

A victim of his own mind, and midgets. What a waste of a mediocre doctor.

*Walks over to Kaz's grave*

This is your punishment for being weak. Learn from it in the afterlife, good fellow. Learn well.

*Walks out of graveyard, having fulfilled his "signature" promise*

"Does this not prove to you that Ono is a mafia!!! Does it not!!! Ono IS A MAFIA!!! Let me start this off with something simple, he said to "Kaz's grave" that 'This is you punishment..." i need not go further simply because THERE IS NO GRAVE OF Kaz!!! His body was left at the site of death!!!!!!!!! He would of known this maybe if he was not late from his long nights out killing our friends!!!!!!!!!!!!! Even more surprising what is this signature promise??? Is it killing people!!! I think so!!! My friends see who it is!! I have put up a huge fight and have used logic and pure fact to prove my case, all he has is a simple error of calling a cigar a cigarette!! You must see it, you ALL must see it!!!! Vote what you KNOW is true!!!!"

*Dorkbrains stands there looking at the people with an intense face and with no further words he goes to the corner, and sits, as he waits for the people to see...what they know*


Edit: fixed my poor grammar to end Ono's crying