Ono D
Noob
Racer X
Loner
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Post by Ono D on Jan 12, 2008 21:17:59 GMT -5
*Takes a long drag from an invisible Cigarette*
"What we have here, my friends, is a stalker, not a man of worthy accusations. Also, we have a man of horrible grammar, and one of terrible illiteracy. First of all, he, of course, has done little research on me, as expected from someone with such a minuscule sized intellect, poisoned by making it a habit to stalk men and choosing to sit his lard ass in front of a television or computer rather than live life. He does not know that I, as a terrible habit, visit graveyards. I visit the dead. Whether I like the person or not, I visit the dead. Secondly, he, obviously, does not know the way the dead work. It has almost been a full day since the unfortunate death of Kaz. In this time, of course his body has already been moved to the graveyard. You could see it yourself if you went. Lastly, only an untrustworthy man can have the ability to follow a person without detection. This same kind of man must also be the one who tries to pit blame on other people. So, as it stands, the only person who fits under this description must be the man we all have come to know as Dorkbrains.
Thank you"
*Makes the motion of taking a long drag out of an invisible cigarette and putting it out on Dorkbrain's face.*
*Stands back with arms crossed for his next lame accusation*
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Post by dorkbrains on Jan 12, 2008 21:30:17 GMT -5
*Takes a long drag from an invisible Cigarette* "What we have here, my friends, is a stalker, not a man of worthy accusations. Also, we have a man of horrible grammar, and one of terrible illiteracy. First of all, he, of course, has done little research on me, as expected from someone with such a minuscule sized intellect, poisoned by making it a habit to stalk men and choosing to sit his lard ass in front of a television or computer rather than live life. He does not know that I, as a terrible habit, visit graveyards. I visit the dead. Whether I like the person or not, I visit the dead. Secondly, he, obviously, does not know the way the dead work. It has almost been a full day since the unfortunate death of Kaz. In this time, of course his body has already been moved to the graveyard. You could see it yourself if you went. Lastly, only an untrustworthy man can have the ability to follow a person without detection. This same kind of man must also be the one who tries to pit blame on other people. So, as it stands, the only person who fits under this description must be the man we all have come to know as Dorkbrains. Thank you" *Makes the motion of taking a long drag out of an invisible cigarette and putting it out on Dorkbrain's face.* *Stands back with arms crossed for his next lame accusation* this shouldn't even be put in cahracter as you are simply critiquing me (Josh) not the character dorkbrains as i myself will admit have bad grammar and do not proofread , lemme fix it for u, Roger
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Ono D
Noob
Racer X
Loner
Posts: 24
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Post by Ono D on Jan 12, 2008 21:37:23 GMT -5
"See? Now the guy is speaking utter nonsense."
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Post by dorkbrains on Jan 12, 2008 21:38:51 GMT -5
"See? Now the guy is speaking utter nonsense." Admin can we open a crying thread so that Ono can cry elsewhere instead of the gaming thread
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Post by Ono D on Jan 12, 2008 21:48:23 GMT -5
"See? Now the guy is speaking utter nonsense." Admin can we open a crying thread so that Ono can cry elsewhere instead of the gaming thread As far as I can see it, you are the one who started posting nonsense, so why should I be punished? Here's a tissue, cry in it and whine to it because nobody cares.
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Kuroboom
Citizen
Too cool for school
Posts: 43
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Post by Kuroboom on Jan 12, 2008 23:56:50 GMT -5
"Both of you knock it off before I knock it off for you. This petty bickering gets us nowhere."
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Post by popebenedict on Jan 13, 2008 1:49:12 GMT -5
Just so you all know, it is not REQUIRED to provide ONLY in character information, you can bring in real life facts or from other sections of this board, or other boards for that matter, its just really nice if you present it in a RP fashion.
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Post by dorkbrains on Jan 13, 2008 3:08:37 GMT -5
*Four hours after Dorkbrains was yet again accused by Ono D for being the murderer, he came into the Townhall trembling as if he were about to take the biggest test of his life*
"Th-this is honest m-madness, I...I have shown t-time and t-time again that O-Ono D is a mafia, a-and it seems that none of you 'innocents' c-c-can see this!!! M-my friends, w-we must defeat them, but I just c-cannot seem to convince y-you who they r-really are w-with words, therefore I have chosen t-to do s-something I am s-sure I would re-regret."
*Faster than anyone the townspeople had ever seen, Dorkbrains pulled out a gun and pointed straight at Ono D, Dorkbrains was no longer trembling, he was running off pure adrenaline*
"It is you!!! It is not ME!!! They WILL SEE!!"
*BANG...when everyone opened their eyes, the found him lying on the floor, dead, with a puddle of blood, Dorkbrains was dead.*
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Post by Toshimi Konakawa on Jan 13, 2008 9:23:52 GMT -5
THAT'S A WRAP, THAT'S A WRAP
*flicks spinner watch*
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Kuroboom
Citizen
Too cool for school
Posts: 43
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Post by Kuroboom on Jan 13, 2008 10:02:21 GMT -5
I think we all know who we have to kill tomorrow. He's quite delusional.
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Ono D
Noob
Racer X
Loner
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Post by Ono D on Jan 13, 2008 11:00:43 GMT -5
*Takes out a real cig and lights it*
Well now that just isn't rational, now is it?
*Drops cig, and walks away laughing*
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Post by pohatufan1 on Jan 13, 2008 11:35:53 GMT -5
He's... just asking for it.
One must be merciful at times like these.
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Post by popebenedict on Jan 13, 2008 19:24:58 GMT -5
"Hmm... It seems... that despite dorkbrains best efforts and uncalled for suicide, his point did not get across. The tally shows that... *drum roll* Bloodlust will be our victim for today! Now I know what your asking yourself, "How could Mr. Pope here POSSIBLY top that outrageous execution yesterday?" Not to tut my own horn, but I feel that I have ingeniously prepared for you today something MUCH better." The host claps his hands twice and the bearly men, pushing an outrageously large blender and followed by Tom Dickson, emerge from outside of the town hall and come center stage. "I think I'm going to let you take it away from here Tom, you know what to do." "Will it blend? That is the question." *Fancy theme music and montage* "The world is a dangerous place; and its full of bad guys. And the two greatest forces of good in the world are the blend tech total blender and Chuck Norris. Now Chuck couldn't be here with us today, so we are going to use the next best thing. Lets start with the bad guys." The bearly guys pick up Bloodlust and throw him inside of the blender, they also through in a small action figure of Chuck Norris, putting the top on the blender sealing Bloodlust inside. "There are only two kinds of bad guys in the world. The ones that live, and the ones that meet Chuck Norris. Lets press the Walker Texas Ranger Button." Tom peepee makerson turns on the blender and Bloodlust gets blended into little tiny, beveragey goodness. Tom takes the lid off of the blender and bits of Bloodlust come out as the blender powers down. "Eww bad guy smoke, dont breath this." The bearly guys poor out the liquidy remains of Bloodlust onto the floor. In the center is the still fully intact Chuck Norris action figure. "Wow Chuck, I guess that total gym really works. Thank you for having me, back to you Pope." Said Tom, taking his bows to the crowd. BLOODLUST IS NOW DEAD!!!"Thanks Tom. That was pretty amazing, wasn't it folks?" There is general cheering from the crowd. "Well, since there is such great applause, how many of you want to see that one more time!?" There is more general cheering from the crowd. "Hey Tom, we got this extra body over here, do you mind if we try that again?" The host said pointing at Dorkbrains. "Not at all Pope, bring him on over." The bearly guys picked up Dorkbrains and were just about to throw him in the blender when he suddenly perked up his head. "NO NO! Dont do it! I was just faking it, I'm sorry, it was all pretend! Dont kill me! I dont want to die! I justed used Ocelots cap gun, and some of that cranberry juice he was talking about!" The host walked over to the spot Dork had left a pool of blood and took a lick. "Yup, cranberry juice alright. Well... I guess we could spare you this once... but don't think I'll forgive you a second time; the people like blood, as do I, so next time I wont hesitate to actually PUT you in the blender. Sorry about that Tom." The host said looking back at Mr. peepee makerson. "Not a problem." "Well, I guess that concludes this meeting. I'll see you all bright and early tomorrow morning. Everyone try to get some rest. O' and Dorkbrains, clean this mess up, I better not see it here in the morning." The host said walking into his bed chambers located at the back of the town hall. Night 3 has begun. People with nightly powers PM them to me. Mafia, meet at the designated location!EDIT: Ocelot, change the filter! His name is Dickson and you have it set so whenever I say dick it says something about pee pee.
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