Ono D
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Racer X
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Post by Ono D on Jan 15, 2008 21:41:04 GMT -5
Upon hearing the new proposal by the Host, Ono D returns to the Town Hall for one last plea.
*Pulls folded piece of paper out of inside jacket pocket*
"I will make a proposal to everyone sitting in this room right now. A man of the Mafia has recently (and mistakenly) revealed his alliance to me. In his frustrated rage and following his motto "If I go down, I'm takin' everybody with me!", he gave me a list revealing all members of the Mafia. Now, here is my proposal, and seeing as there is no way to prove this as credible evidence or not, I believe it is within the guidelines. If I live to see another day, another blade of grass, another full moon; if I live to smell another flower, another freshly baked cake, another woman's fine perfume; if I live long enough to feel what it is like to love, and be loved, then I shall reveal this list and everyone can make of it what they will. Curiosity is my only friend, at this point. I will hide the identity of the Mafia member who gave it to me, as a favor to him, however, I can NOT promise that I won't vote for him in the future.
However.
If I should die tomorrow, and be rid of all those things that make life worth living, I shall only reveal the one who gave me the list of alleged Mafia members (postmortem, of course). This will allow the Mafia members to decide what to do with the rat.
I now leave it upon you all. My life is in your hands. I only wish to see another starry night after tonight."
*Slowly walks to the wall next to the entrance of the Town Hall and leans against it*
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Ono D
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Post by Ono D on Jan 15, 2008 21:42:42 GMT -5
*Says from the wall*
"It sounds like I have a bit more to offer than Dorkbrains' final plea."
*Gets nasty look from The Host* *Holds up hands*
"I'm just sayin...."
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Post by Toshimi Konakawa on Jan 15, 2008 21:47:08 GMT -5
THE PLOT THICKENS
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Post by dorkbrains on Jan 15, 2008 21:55:10 GMT -5
yea ono's right he has 'a list' to offer and i have nothing, all i have is another innocent vote >.< but hey guys think about it, if you all vote me out now, good job there went an innocent, then the night hits, good job ANOTHER innocent, next day, mafia only has to vote together innocents are outnumbered...do the math, ono is the only possibility of a mafia here, have fun
edit: what i originally had said the same thing, only you can understand what im trying to say now
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Post by Vindetti on Jan 16, 2008 5:50:05 GMT -5
VOTE: Dorkbrains.
Kuro shall not have died in vain...
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Post by popebenedict on Jan 16, 2008 18:51:17 GMT -5
The Host walked up to the lounging Ono D, "Wow, that was a very nice and rousing speech you just gave there. If it were my choice I would say you are the more deserving to live... Hmm... oh! Wait! It is my choice! Isn't it? I am the one doing the executions! Wow I didn't realize the power that these two hands hold..." The host lifts his hands slowly looking down at them. "I could kill whoever I wanted... I'm... I'm... I'm... like GOD! YES YES YES! I see it now. What power... what responsibility!" The host shouted thrusting his finger into the air. "Hmm... I believe I will use my power to do the right thing and save the player that most deserves it, Ono you... are saved... my ever watchful eye and mercy has shined upon you. Before i carry out my execution on Dork Brains, would you like to celebrate with me, for it is a joyous occasion?"
Ono D looked at the host with a huge sense of relief emitting from his face, happy to have dodged the bullet today. "Sure, I'm always up for a nice celebration, got anything to drink?"
"As a matter of fact, that's exactly what I was thinking, I just imported this stuff from Russia, it's very rare, I'll pour us each a glass."The host said clapping his hands. The two bearly men emerged from behind a door, one pushing a table with a bottle and two glasses on it, the other carrying two chairs. The bearly man carrying the table placed it in between Ono D and the host, while the other put down the seats and pushed in both of them. The host took out his bottle opener and began to unscrew the cork on the bottle. "This here is Russia's finest, only two thousand bottles where ever made, it apparently has some type of ingredient in it that gives it a very unique and amazing taste. It is also said to give some funny side effects, like temporary alteration of the voice, one just has to be careful when drinking it in excess, then again, that's fairly difficult when there are only two thousand bottles." The host said laughing.
"Ah, well, as you know, I'm always up for a new experience." Ono said grinning.
The host finished unscrewing the cork and it popped off flying across the room hitting dork brains smack in the middle of his head, everyone began laughing at him. "Hehe, silly dead man, trying to cause humor in the last minutes of your life?" The host chuckled.
Picking up the glasses and filling them almost brim full, the host looked at Ono D and said, "Enjoy, I know I will!" Both clicked their glasses together and chugged down their drinks.
"Ah delicious." Ono said. Ono reached into his pocket for one of his home made cigars to finish off a perfect drink. Ono put the cigar to his mouth and removed a lighter from his other pocket. A small, sinister grin appeared on the Host's face as Ono struck his lighter and slowly drew the flame closer to his cigar.
The flame made contact with the cigar and it lit up as Ono breathed in his first wif, suddenly flames emitted from his mouth and the top part of Ono's body exploded, splattering blood, guts and body parts all over the hosts face and the table in front of them.
"HAHAHAHA! Hydrogen was the mystery ingredient. HAHA!" The host laughed maniacally, "Exploding lungs! HAHAHA! I bet none of you saw that coming!" The host took a napkin and began wiping his face, beginning to calm down in his laughter slightly. "Oh, that was grand, bet you can't top that Mafia! That was a work of pure genius if I do say so myself. And the set up... that was sheer amazingness."
ONO D IS NOW DEAD!
"Well, I dont think anything else can top that today, so I'm just going to hit the hay, I'll see you all bright and early." The host chuckled as he walked to his room. "Oh and dork brains clean this crap up, the floor is filthy."
One of the bearly men threw dork brains a broom as the town began to file out of the doors of the town hall. Dork Brains lowered the broom to the ground and began moping up all the bits of Kuro and pieces of Ono, sloshing around in their pools of blood.
Night 4 has begun! Mafia, decide who you want to kill, and seeing as all the nightly jobs are dead, I guess I dont need to remind you all about that!
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