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Post by popebenedict on Jan 14, 2008 20:02:55 GMT -5
The members of the town meeting were waiting outside of the door, for the host to open up the town hall. Getting rather roughty after a long whiles wait, the entire crowd cheered as they saw the host coming up the road with a sweat band around his head and a dunken donuts coffee in his hand. “Sorry I’m late, I figured I would try out that jog Vaxx is always raving about, stopped for some dunken donuts along the way. Let me just get my keys….” The host said fumbling inside of his gym shorts for the key to the hall. “Ah, here it is!” He said putting the key to the lock and opening the door. He and the crowd began to walk inside when they noticed a squirming Kuroboom on the wall. His body had been pierced all over, almost every inch of him was covered with small metal balls, pinned to his skin. He had ropes around his arms and was trying to free himself, but to no avail. “Somebody! Quick save him!” A random member from the crowd shouted. A few people began running toward Kuro; he began shaking his head furiously, in what seemed like an attempt to stop them. The people began to trip, about ten feet from Kuro, over what appeared to be some type of wire. The metal beads on Kuro’s body began to lift themselves and his skin began to pull toward the opposite wall. Some of the people began to stand up; various metal objects like watches, necklaces and rings began ripping off of their bodies, sticking to the wall opposite of Kuro. The skin on Kuro’s body began to pull tighter and tighter. Then, a terrible ripping sound filled the town hall. One of the men started screaming as he fell to the ground, wrestling with the front half of Kuro’s skin. Kuro also began to emit a loud scream as blood began to poor forth out of the front of his body, his muscle and innards being revealed to the crowd. “Hehe I see Kuro’s naughty!” chuckled the host amongst the screams filling the hallway. The screaming carried on for a few more seconds when a large barrel of something came crashing down on top of Kuro’s half body, drenching him in what appeared to be some type of alcoholic beverage. He started screaming even louder. “Oh oh oh! My turn! I have always wanted to do this. Don’t worry, this is actually helping him.” Said the host as he walked toward Kuro, pulling a match out of his pocket. Striking it against the box, Pope threw the match at Kuro and his entire body was engulfed in flames. He let out a curdling scream. After a few seconds, all that remained was a burnt crisp that was once a man. “Hehe. Well that was much more epic than I expected! And to think, they set this all up in only two and a half hours, very impressive. Anyways, that’s enough fun for now… I’m really going to have to try hard to top that one…. Let’s start this town meeting while we are all still excited!” KUROBOOM IS NOW DEAD!!!
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Post by Vaxx on Jan 14, 2008 21:44:39 GMT -5
"I believe I now know who done it!" Vaxx exclaimed from the back of the crowd. "It is so simple. It has to be the one amongst us who is so secretive he wouldn't even tell us their name."
VOTE: Ono D
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Post by Hok on Jan 14, 2008 21:48:38 GMT -5
What Vaxx says is true. It is awfully suspicious of him not to reveal his name right off. That leads me to believe that he is trying to hide something from us. He is trying to be secretive just as a member of Mafia would do.
Vote: Ono D
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Post by Vaxx on Jan 14, 2008 21:51:41 GMT -5
He is also mocking dead people. Now I'm all for poking fun at Kaz when he is alive, but to a corpse? Now that is just wrong.
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Post by dorkbrains on Jan 14, 2008 21:52:23 GMT -5
*Dorkbrains walks out of the shadow*
"Heh, looks like my 'death' caused an uproar, and that the spirits of the dead feal they should talk crap...its too bad that people are finally realizing you ARE mafia Ono..cry in your grave, plus who else could make such an apparatus other than he who plans how to kill people and makes his OWN things for a living?"
Vote: Ono D
*Dorkbrains walks back to his corner to sit and watch the rest of the day go by*
Edit: typoness
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Post by Ocelot on Jan 14, 2008 21:59:24 GMT -5
The townhall was completely disgusting mess but it was the only place for the town to meet publicly that was big enough and had air conditioning so the meeting was continued there. The room was heavy with speculation but no one would come forward and bring out an accusation. Ocelot was quite bewildered as well an was really at a stand still on who could have done this but suddenly he heard a disembodied voice. HE who leads the pack will find resources from the earth "Huh?"Ocelot looked around him but no one was specificly talking to him. "Godamn Raptors!"
No not raptors, a friend
"Okay, well here goes.."Ocelot made his way to the front of the town hall until he stepped on some Kuroboom. It was rather slimy and wet so Ocelot looked down to see what it was. Kuroboom Tongue!! Ocelot picked it up and began to examine it. The tongue was rolled up so Ocelot unraveled to reveal and unleash the Strange odor of..CRANBERRY Juice into the room. Also inside was piece of parchment. Ocelot now understood what the disembodies voice was saying. Ocelot read the parchment and suddenly his eyes shimmered. "ATTENTION everyone! I have found just now a piece of paper in Kuro's tongue and it say in what must have been Kuro's last accusation that would never come to be Dorkbrains is MAFIA, he told me so. I think we found our proof my friends."
Vote: Dorkbrains
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Post by dorkbrains on Jan 14, 2008 22:33:58 GMT -5
**Dorkbrains steps out of the shadows as he was sick of such false accusations** "You Ocelot, are a fool, you got this message from the dead body of Kuro!!!! Wow now that surprising, because well let me let you in on a little secret!! The body was burned to a crisp by none other than our host!!! So what is the truth behind this paper!!! The truth is, you made it up, much like the accusation your other idiot mafia friend made, Ono D, about my 'magically produced cigarette,' you have come up with this 'magically produced piece of paper' THAT ONE, is not even drenched *Dorkbrains takes the paper and sniffs it* of the alcoholic beverage that the body of Kuro was drenched in, NOT ONLY THAT, BUT TWO, this piece of paper isn't even half realistic as there isn't even a slight burn mark on it. You mafia members seem to point out things that lead to yourself rather than anyone else. It makes me question, are you mafia too Ocelot??" *Sickend with lies of the Mafia, Dorkbrains goes next to the window and sits in the light, to enjoy what he was sure to be his last day* VOTE STANDS: Ono D
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Post by stepho on Jan 14, 2008 22:39:55 GMT -5
"ocelot does offer some very good proof"
Vote: Dorkbrains.
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Post by pohatufan1 on Jan 14, 2008 22:52:55 GMT -5
"Wait. Why am I under suspicion of being a Mafia member? What have I done so far in this game?" Pohatu began counting off fingers. "The first day I voted for Spiffy for no better reason than that he displayed a modicum of cleverness. The second day I voted for Bloodlust for no better reason than that he had a suspicious name.
"Are you getting any sort of pattern out of this? Possibly can you guess from it that I have no friggin' clue what I'm doing? I have no legitimate evidence against anyone. I've formed no alliances, gotten no information, and basically just bummed around all game, just as I did for most of Mafia III on Archie Exie.
"But since you were kind enough to accuse me, Dork, I think I might as well return the favor. History shows that Mafia members are always the most proactive about shouting accusations whenever they can get a word in edgewise."
VOTE: Dork
"Changed my mind. Ono D is looking mighty peculiar. Why did he vote for Vaxx on the second day topic when it's obvious Vaxx isn't Mafia? I'm voting for him. As for Dork... Well, he's quite suspicious as well, but Ono D takes priority."
VOTE: Ono D
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Post by Ono D on Jan 14, 2008 23:27:15 GMT -5
*claps from the corner where he was observing the day's events* *takes out homemade pipe, fills it with homemade tobacco, and lights it*
*puff* *puff* *puff*
"Today, I have heard a lot of fairly good accusations. Not to mention one of the most gruesome executions I have ever seen, counting deaths in movies.
I guess I should explain, first, my reasoning for accusing Vaxx on the second day. You see, I shall admit, while I do look and act like I am on top of things, and I know everything, the truth is, this is my first time encountering a Mafia. I was still in the learning and observing process, and, unfortunately, made one little mistake. One I fixed, right away, by accusing Dorkbrains, the same man I shall accuse today.
Is it because of a grudge I may hold against him? No. Let me remind of people one, fairly interesting fact. Dorkbrains faked his death yesterday. Why? Why I ask? Pity? I say yes. Why? Because, one who receives poor, cheap, and undeserved pity from people relinquishes a lot of doubt that he is, in fact, an innocent. Well done, good sir, well done. Although, you didn't expect that I would see right through your facade: THAT YOU WANTED PEOPLE TO PITY YOU SO THEY WOULD THINK YOU WERE JUST A POOR LITTLE INNOCENT WHEN REALLY YOU WERE ONE OF THEM ALL ALONG!
I think I have made my point, but no doubt he will try to refute this, with his petty accusations and his childish insults. Bring it on.
*puff* *puff* *puff*
I VOTE DORKBRAINS!
*Empties remaining ashes in pipe on a piece of skin from Kuro* *Throws pipe in the small fire left in the Town Hall* *Fixes hair* *Walks out of Town Hall*
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Post by Vindetti on Jan 15, 2008 19:37:50 GMT -5
Smashing thru the window and back-flipping to the front of the town hall, Vindetti addressed his fellow citizens. "Friends, Romans, Countrymen! Lend me your rears! Last night I was sleeping in my room at the Red Roof Inn off of exit 34 when I was awakened by a horrible screeching emitting from the bushes outside of my window. When I investigated I found a large barrel of alchohol with the intitials DB inscribed on it." The crowd looked absolutley puzzled. "It was Dorkbrains, You fools! My heart lies there in the coffin with Kuroboom, and I must pause until it come back to me."
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Post by Vindetti on Jan 15, 2008 19:38:20 GMT -5
VOTE: Dorkbrains
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Post by popebenedict on Jan 15, 2008 21:18:00 GMT -5
"Well... it seems we have a tie here!" said the host. "Hmm... I was going to call this town meeting a little early today, but that wouldn't be fair, now would it. So! From now on you are only allowed to vote for Ono D or Dorkbrains. Both of you make closing arguments, and I'll retally the votes in a little bit to see if there is a change!"
OOC: You will all have until 4 o clock tomorrow to cast your votes again for the players, if it is a tie yet again, then no one will die this meeting. I ask that you all cast your vote again, but if you dont have time that's ok I'll just go back and count your old one.
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Post by boricua6539 on Jan 15, 2008 21:18:05 GMT -5
vote: ono d
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Post by dorkbrains on Jan 15, 2008 21:38:39 GMT -5
ugh thats pretty lame that the last vot and that tie message was posted at same time
I dont know what to do to prove to you all that i am innocent, ask whatever you want, i am get over it, Ono D, just fucking die.
Vote: Ono D
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